(Part of Colours of Las Vegas)
I know, it looks black in these pictures, but believe me, it’s really a dark navy-blue dress. And it is amazing. Even with my lack of a waist, it still looks super feminine. Once I figured out the right shoes to go with it, I was incredibly happy with this as a purchase.
Once I’d figured out the shoes, I said to my wife “I feel like Kelly Kapoor, The Business Bitch”. If you don’t understand that reference, we may not be friends. To find out what I’m talking about, you should probably go watch The Office about seventeen times, and then I’ll test you by asking you some question like “What’s the biggest company in the world?” and you’d be like “Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah”, giving me the exact right answer.
This was the last outfit I took pictures in. If you can’t tell, I don’t want to do this anymore. I’m tired, I haven’t eaten enough, I’m probably dehydrated, I’m almost certainly over the recommended dosage of dayquil (note: don’t do this) and I am ready for bed. I’m so ready for bed that I’m in bed. Did you know: smiling is really hard to do when all you want to do is go to sleep.
That said, I love these photos. They turned out well, my legs are killer, and I look amaaaaaaaazing (said in the style of Kelly Kapoor).
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